Why don't blondes talk

371 Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full.
372 Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: Divorced.
374. A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked
inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
375. Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the
blow dryer!
377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
378 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
379. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer
explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
380. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
381. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
382. (Visual Joke)
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)
383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
384. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .
387. Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
388. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
389 Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
391 Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
And the finale
392. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they