Impotent -- distinguished, well known

Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumour -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited
343. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
packet.
344. Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.
345. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what
she did with her cigarette.
347. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team!
348. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth.
349. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
350. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.
352. Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F?
Tits go in first.
352. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
353. Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A: Rebel without a clue.
354. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
A: Full.
355. Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
356. Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES?
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
357. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."
358. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
A: "Thanks, guys..."
359. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE POOL?
A: AIR POCKETs.
360. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
361 Q: What did Jimmy Swaggart pay for his prostitute
and her four blonde friends?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
362. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
363. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A: Just One... Boomer Esiason.
364. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
365. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold.
367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
368 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
369. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
370. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...