Black is beautiful

A. 1) Black is beautiful
2) The check is in the mail
3) Of course I won't come in your mouth.
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Q. Why do women have two holes so close together ?
A. So you can carry them home like a sixpack.
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Q. How do you brainwash an Irishman ?
A. Give him an enema.
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Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ?
A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Q. Why do Italians wear hats ?
A. To know which end to wipe.
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Q. Why did god give the niggers rythm ?
A. Compensation because he fucked up their hair.
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Q. How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand ?
A. Pulling out the plug.
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Q. What is blue and fucks old age pensioners ?
A. Hypothermia.
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Q. What is the only bad thing about the '69' position ?
A. The view.
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Q. Whats the definition of a vicious circle ?
A. A cunt with teeth.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > >
> > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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> > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > >
> > > Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > >
> > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
> > organ.
> > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > >
> > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> > > Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
> > >
> > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> > >
> > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> > >
> > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> > >
> > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > >
> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Marriage Jokes
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
MARRIAGE QUOTES
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems