JEW JOKES

JEW JOKES
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other?
Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Roses are redish, Violits are bluish,if it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be jewish.
How do you get 50 jews in a taxi? Drop a coin in.
Why do Jews have thick windows? So their kids don't hear the ice-cream truck.
GOD SAID TO MOSES "COME FORTH" BUT HE TRIPPED AND CAME FIFTH .
Q:what is the job of a jewish football player
A:to get the quater back.
PAKIE JOKES
Q: What's red white and makes you laugh?
A: A busload of Pakistanis going over a cliff
Q: How do you tell how many Pakistanis live in a town?
A: Count the windows and multiply by 36
Q: Why don't they let Pakistanis swim in Lake Windermere?
A: Because they would leave a ring
Nothing smells worse than an Indian
Q: Why did the Pakistani trade his wife in for a toilet seat?
A: Because the hole was smaller and the smell the better
Three people are waiting at a bus stop, one white couple and one pakie guy. The white couple has two German Shepard dogs with them, one standing on each side of the pakie man. Both dogs both take HUGE shits on the pakie man's shoes at the same time. The white couple apologizes to the pakie man, and the pakie man says "it's ok". The bus finally arrives, the white couple goes on first, they ask how much for the bus and the bus driver says "2.50 for both of you". So the white couple pays and sits down. Then the pakie man asked "how much is it for the bus?", the bus driver replys saying " 50 cents for you and 1.50 for your two children"
CHINK JOKES
What's brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!
What do you call a Chinese walking a dog?
A vegetarian
Q: What is the name for a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A: A tong war.
Why don't Japanese people like mushrooms?
They remind them of nuclear bomb that was dropped on them
There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu...well, he had to go back to China.
What do you call a fat chinese person